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Birthdate: 12/30/1982
Alter-Egos: El Barto, Bender
Origin: South East Michigan
Location: Center of PA
Occupation: Computer salesguy
Super Powers: Minor ESP
Other Abilities: Computer nerd, dreamer, musician (guitar, bass, keyboard drums), Simpsons obsessionist, computer gamer, funny man
Aspirations: To be something; a writer
Alignment: Liberal atheist
Proud Awards: Class Clown (Junior High. I was in detention at the time and couldn't accept the award. How fitting.), Class Crazy (High School, equivalent of class clown), Most Sarcastic (High School, no surprise there), Worst Car (High School, that slut car was a piece of shit from hell)
Hobbies: Computer addiction, playing and listening to music, playing computer games, collecting Simpsons toys and other Simpsacrap
Music: Mostly 60's rock...Beach Boys, Beatles, Hendrix, Syd Barrett + Barrett-era Pink Floyd, Velvet Underground...Nirvana, Sonic Youth, Pixies, Frank Black, Breeders, Radiohead, White Stripes...more
Magazines: PC Gamer, Rolling Stone, Playboy, Maxim, Readers Digest, Spin
